Well, first things first, Dabang 2 is slated for a release that day and it would take a beating! And it would be a serious blow to the 200 Crore Club and of course to the Sallu fans! But we all would be dead to mourn such a situation. Wah, good to die instead of living a sad life. Yup. He recently irritatingly said to aam aadmi that not everyone can call him ‘Sallu Bhai’ (fair enough, only my close friends call me Adi, for the rest of the world am Swamiji). One of the biggest worries with the same set of sallu fans would be that they did not get see their bhabhijaan! Pity. Bigg Boss will also miss him, Bigg Boss chahte hain ki aap dafa ho jayen! Okay.
Abhishek Bachchan will also be missed, well solely for his gay dance in Bol Bachchan! Guess the good parts would be that you will not have to live for watching another Sholay remake from Ram Gopal Varma, all the movies which Ekta Kapoor is planning to make in 2013 (where most probably Tusshar Kapoor will be acting in the lead, you really want to live to watch that? I don’t think so! 🙂 And those 4-5 sequels already planned for Golmaal by Rohit Shetty, Ah good we are not living to experience them.
You would also be able to save yourself from the thumps up sign, no not the cola, I mean the Country Club founder’s multiple ads in paper/TV promoting New Year parties in his resorts! His pictures are always bigger than the celebrities coming over.
Just think how the Hindi news channels would go berserk on such a news, remember the time when a cat went up to roof of a house and India TV played it for hours together as primetime news? Or that moment when Sai Baba’s talking video was found or that time when a god’s idol started drinking milk! Or the best one – when an UFO took a cow way. Holy cow! So what will happen on these channels when the earth is about to end? Thankfully we will not be alive to get tortured.
And yes the biggest miss, Sachin’s retirement!