Someone has to speak up.
We Indians are masters in maintaining our health. Here are a few masterpieces I have heard which will allow me to rest my case.
- I work so hard, I do more than any exercise needed for my body.
- I do exercise mister. I walk so much in my office.
- I carry a heavy bag to office and to meetings, my body gets its share of exercise.
- I have a kid. Do I say more?
- Maid did not turn up today.
- I do dusting at home. What more needed?
- Who has the time to exercise? I only get 24 hours a day.
- I come home late from work.
- Mornings are for sleeping not for exercise (since I come home late)
- Sunday is the only off day I get to relax. I prefer sleeping, drinking and eating.
- Oh come on, my body deserves that luxury once a week, a not gonna strain it by exercising.
- I have two kids and you should shut up now!
- I cannot be regular (hence I never start).
- Gym is expensive.
- Gym is too far.
- No no, just walking is not exercising, whom are you bluffing!?
- Gym subscription is a scam, I don’t want to add to it.
- I eat right, I don’t need to exercise.
- Last month I ran 3 kms, once. I do my bit.
- I participated on the last marathon, talk to me with respect.
- In between work, I stretch a lot. I do my bit, dude.
- You get one life, live aaraam se.
- I don’t have a good music collection to motivate me enough.
- Tomorrow I will buy good shoes and then start running. Tomorrow.
Have you heard anymore?